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Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a conservative talk radio host who is neither a doctor nor a conservative.

She might masquerade as a conservative when she says things like:

… a huge portion of the male homosexual populace is predatory on young boys.

But I have a feeling once she gets off the airwaves, Dr. Laura heads over to CostCo, stocks up on Crisco and cucumbers and gets the party started. Yeah, she hates gay people. She hates boyfriends and girlfriends who live together. She calls it “Shacking up” and she says it goes against all moral and ethical standards. She loves Jesus. And she loves everything that has to do with the marines, partly because her son Deryk Schlessinger is a marine.

And as you can see from this picture, he’s an upstanding citizen, just like his mother. USA!

Deryk (L), protecting America against the enemy, one Schlessinger at a time.

Deryk (L), protecting America against the enemy, one Schlessinger at a time.

Well, it turns out Deryk (along with having the gayest spelling of the name Derek one can possibly have) got into a lot of trouble with the marines for a MySpace page he created, according to the Daily Breeze.

The MySpace page, publicly available until Friday when it disappeared from the Internet, included cartoon depictions of rape, murder, torture and child molestation; photographs of soldiers with guns in their mouths; a photograph of a bound and blindfolded detainee captioned “My Sweet Little Habib”; accounts of illicit drug use; and a blog entry headlined by a series of obscenities and racial epithets.

HAHA! Rape! Murder! Racism! HAHAH! USA!

Anyway, Dr. Laura is also a staunch anti-feminist, and she says shit like this on her blog:

If women wish to be taken seriously (for their minds, and not their bodies), then they shouldn’t be using professional circumstances to dress as they might if they were looking for casual sex.

I don’t even know how to read that horribly crafted sentence, but in honor of Dr. Laura’s love of country and Jesus and equal hate for gays and inappropriately dressed women, here is a picture of the good doctor spreading her vagina like she’s about to have a pap smear. But the boyfriend who took this picture wasn’t a doctor. And there was no pap smear. She’s just a whore.

"This is why I use the term “unpaid whore” for women who shack up with guys, rather than dignify themselves and sexual intimacy with a marital commitment." - Dr. Laura Schlessinger

“This is why I use the term “unpaid whore” for women who shack up with guys, rather than dignify themselves and sexual intimacy with a marital commitment.” – Dr. Laura Schlessinger

Comments

  1. Ross Hammond says:

    She’s the Grape Nuts of talk show hosts. (no grapes, no nuts)

  2. melanie d. says:

    i was hoping you hadn’t found the nudie picture so i could tell you that mojo nixon has seen her nudie picture. damn you!

  3. hank says:

    wow she was sexy i’d soooo do heer

  4. libral says:

    photo shop and factless bs.typical lib bs.

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