No love for Fernandez
Re “Michael Jackson on unemployment” by Josh Fernandez (SN&R Scene&Heard, November 5):
I feel like I need to put a finger in my throat and puke out this “article.” Go away, [Josh] Fernandez, and don’t come back until you grow up and get with what matters in life!
Kat Nip
via e-mail

This is my favorite hate letter so far:

No love for Fernandez

Re “Michael Jackson on unemployment” by Josh Fernandez (SN&R Scene&Heard, November 5):

I feel like I need to put a finger in my throat and puke out this “article.” Go away, [Josh] Fernandez, and don’t come back until you grow up and get with what matters in life!

Kat Nip
via e-mail

I wish Kat Nip (get it?!?!?!?!) would have gone on to explain what she meant by “get with what matters in life” but I’ll bet she’s talking about god because people who yell at me sometimes have that insane Jesus eye; it twitches from side-to-side and looks like it might dislocate from its socket and murder me.
I’ve also noticed that when people get angry with me, they write letters to the editor where they randomly put things in quotation marks, like this:
Josh Fernandez’ form of  “journalism” isn’t “entertaining.” He’s a hack who can’t “write” and should be fired immediately. He needs to start praying to the Lord and Savior if he wants to get his “life” under control.

Comments

  1. melanie d. says:

    thanks for making me feel better about my total lack of grammar usage when writing stuff on the computer. i think they forgot to put quotes around “hack.” that would have really made it special.

  2. nick says:

    did “praying” to the lord “jesus” help?

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