I wasn’t going to update this site today because I’m behind on everything, but it’s really cloudy and cold and I don’t want to go out there. So are you ready? This one’s good:
Celebrity hairstylist (yes, I said “celebrity hairstylist”), from the show Salon Takeover, Tabatha Coffey

And Eddie, the mascot for Iron Maiden

Ta-da!
Okay, fine, and chef Gordon Ramsay

I fucking love Kitchen Nightmares by Gordon Ramsey. Especially when he berates the restaurant staff and owners and mutters, “Fuck me.”