Comments on: Pissing cat

By: Josh Fernandez

Josh Fernandez — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 00:17:37 +0000

If it makes you feel any better, I fucked the shit out of him later that night. Meow!

By: Michelle Kunert

Michelle Kunert — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 01:23:55 +0000

I did not know about this that you are an animal abuser whom should not have any animal in your possession, and for God’s sake there shouldn’t be a child in your home either. I was no fan of you leaving the Sacramento News and Review, now I see why, because you decided expectations of you recovering from drug addict were just too high (?), and so then you relapsed back. My brother once had an artist friend just like you in University, whom would be earning and contributing far more today to society than he does working out of crummy tattoo studio because he doesn’t stay away from the drugs and alcohol.

By: Lyn Nguyen

Lyn Nguyen — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:27:16 +0000

WTF!….ahem, I’d be honored to eat your cat. By the way, I’m about as Vietnamese as a Magpie’s Vietnamese sandwich. (contains roast beef)

By: Jake Catlett

Jake Catlett — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 18:32:07 +0000

anything to help, man.

By: Josh Fernandez

Josh Fernandez — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:41:38 +0000

Ha! That made me cry a little.

I’m going to go piss on him now.

Thanks!

By: Jake Catlett

Jake Catlett — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:13:48 +0000

Did you get the little fuckers nuts chopped off? I’ve lived with cats my entire life, and it’s usually a simple equation. Cat with balls/functional uterus = thoughtless pissing machine which ruins domicile. Cat with balls cut off/baby machinery dismantled = perpetually adolescent, box using purr machine.

If his nuts are already cut off and he’s still pissing everywhere, bring him to the dump. There’s stuff there for him to eat, and then he’ll get to smell something akin to a toilet, too.

In the mean time, get a water bottle and spray him when he pisses somewhere. It may or may not work, but it will make you feel better. Another thing I’ve heard that works – rub his face in his piss, then carry him by the scruff of his neck into the shower and then piss all over him. Make sure to lock him in the bathroom afterward, otherwise he’ll just spread your piss all over the house. Again, might or might not do the trick, but you’ll feel better.

By: Henderson

Henderson — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 07:06:25 +0000

Josh, my stupid cat started doing the same thing. He now lives outside in the screened in porch.
I have one of those $100 motorized self cleaning cat boxes if you want it. I was hoping it would eat the cat or at least sever a leg but it didn’t.

By: Josh Fernandez

Josh Fernandez — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:42:28 +0000

I guess that cats, in general, are dicks.

By: Carrie

Carrie — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:26:20 +0000

My cat has never pooped, pissed or puked anywhere he wasn’t supposed to… although he does try to bite my face off while I’m sleeping.

By: Autumn Sky

Autumn Sky — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:02:53 +0000

Digby definitely pukes on my bed, carpet and rugs. Anything comfortable and warm, and he pukes on it. You’re lucky.