I don’t need some shitty news organization to inform me that the reign of white America will end by 2050–and do you know why? Because my cellular telephone is already dropping hints. Here’s one: I just tried to respond to my sister because she sent me a hilarious picture of a big fat lady farting, but instead of ”HAHAHA!” my phone typed “GARCIA!”
Here’s what the Associated Press has to say:
The total population should climb to 399 million by 2050, under the new projections, with whites making up 49.9 percent of the population. Blacks will make up 12.2 percent, virtually unchanged from today. Hispanics, currently 15 percent of the population, will rise to 28 percent in 2050.
Later, white people! Looks like Coldplay can pack up their shit and just chill out for the rest of eternity.
Do you know what the demise of the white race means? It means no more of this:
And hopefully this shit will vanish, right along with all those monotoned NPR cardigan enthusiasts:
But, once the Mex-eclipse happens, rest assured, there will be tons more of this:
So, listen here CNN: Stop polling everyone and reconfiguring your statistics about when your people will wither away. Not much will change. The music and food will definitely be better. Jesus, it’s not like the end of white people means that life on Earth will be a big round set for a Mac Dre video.
But just in case it is, wear neutral colors. My people tend to set trip.