Comments on: Rise of the Garcias

By: Jake Catlett

Jake Catlett — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:49:20 +0000

Or some “banh mi”. The Vietnamese are basically just white people with worse taste in clothing.

By: Jake Catlett

Jake Catlett — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:47:46 +0000

Dude! Those homeboys are “straight ballin’” too! Repre-fuckin-sentin’ for the caucasian nation! Fuck your taco eatin’ ass, I wants me some white bread!

By: Yanz

Yanz — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 19:26:03 +0000

Can you gay up this blog a little bit? I mean, do a posting about Lady Gaga or Adam Lambert.

I already get mistaken for “Mexican” so this won’t affect me too much.

By: Josh Fernandez

Josh Fernandez — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 01:20:34 +0000

I think at this point Morrissey is buying all those Morrissey records.

By: Mr. Knowcebo

Mr. Knowcebo — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:57:11 +0000

Stop fronting, Josh (Josh: a very popular name in Juárez, btw). Everybody knows you are as mudblooded with the smell of wet dog as the President.

Besides, when the Latinos take over brown will become the new white, and all the Hmong will say, “Hey, I’m not saying that Mexicans can’t dance and have small penises…wait, okay that’s what I’m saying.”

You scoff? Well, just ask yourself who is buying all those Morrissey records.

By: Jake Dorsey

Jake Dorsey — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:23:39 +0000

I’ll survive it by becoming a museum piece.

By: Josh Fernandez

Josh Fernandez — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 20:37:14 +0000

That’s exactly it! In 2050, you’ll almost be dead and your child will be the new breed of American!

By: Ross Hammond

Ross Hammond — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 20:32:01 +0000

What if you’re white as all hell, but you’re married to a Mexican?

By: melanie d.

melanie d. — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 18:45:22 +0000

yeah, i’ve got dark hair and ghetto booty so i’m safe. plus, half of my family are in gangs or in jail. viva la meximelts!

By: Serena

Serena — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 18:12:50 +0000

Im surprised the hipsters havent ironically rocked the Dockers….yet.