The guy who designed this website is mentally unstable and, perhaps, murderous, if given the chance. And a knife.

If I do something wrong to the site, ¬†which I do almost every day, he’ll send me an email. Actually, it’s more like a ransom note. Like this:

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Or this:

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That red stuff, I think, is the blood of a newborn baby.

Anyway, he emailed me today to say that (thanks to celebrity endorsements) www.josh-fernandez.com is now ranked #1 on Google, which means that all you other Josh Fernandez imitators can get the schlong.

Yup, that means you, “aviator sunglasses and cliched writer pose Josh Fernandez”:

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You, too, “inspirational youth leader Josh Fernandez”:

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From now on, I am your king, your fearless leader, the man you will answer to when the name Josh Fernandez is questioned.

Got it?

Yours, truly,

“Getting raped by a Star Trek alien and liking it Josh Fernandez”

joshandbro

Comments

  1. kristina says:

    I dunno…I think obese josh might give you a run for your money and paperwork josh is definitely up to something…watch your back…or really…watch your hole.

  2. Jake Catlett says:

    Kristina: obese josh can run?

  3. kristina says:

    well, what if josh was holding a donut? game on!

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