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Bob Saget Interview!

Bob Saget’s phone call came about an hour late but he was very apologetic. His excuse had to do with John Stamos, a Broadway staging of Bye Bye Birdie and an unfortunate mishap. Don Rickles heckled from the crowd. The story ended with Saget, the hero, coming to the

Hulu is going to charge?

It’s like if a gross-looking, mildly deranged prostitute walked up to you and said, “Hey, I’ll have sex with you for free.” Of course, you’d say yes. But then if one week later the prostitute said, “OK, I’m going to charge you a

Absurdist news

Sure there’s world crisis going on: Fox news is staging a revolt against Barack Hussein Obama; people are actually listening to Pat Buchanan and Sarah Palin wrote a fucking book. But let’s get to the news that affects us on a day-to-day basis: IN MOSCOW, RUSSA A

Nachos at the KKK festival!

This just in: They are serving nachos at the White Christian Heritage Festival on October 24 in Pulaski, Tenn. SCORE 1 FOR MEXICO! White

Video: Rob Roy’s roast

This is a video made at Davis, Calif. restaurant Bistro 33. It was just days before my good friend Rob Roy took of to Korea to teach English. This story details the time I took a lot of magic mushrooms and tried to kill my poor friend. Thank god I got sober, because

Video: Artist Jeff Musser Interview

Fine artist Jeff Musser lives in Sacramento and just had a show at CSU Sacramento. He’s making a steady climb toward art stardom, if there is such a thing. I took about 35 seconds out of my day to interview him with a giant caucasian dildo.

Lil Wayne going to jail?!

Yes, it looks like the worst rapper on Earth/ugliest man in America will be heading to court in 2010 for a gun charge. It might be one last hope in a continuous quest to keep the radio clear of horrible rap. Will the airwaves be free of shitty music? The answer is no,

My Love for Rush Limbaugh

Rush Limbaugh looks like a skinny Rush Limbaugh I love Rush Limbaugh. I love how he’s skinny now but still talks like an obese person, like he’s choking on his words. I like how he gobbles Oxycontin like Pez. I listen to his radio show every morning because