I was a totally rapeable child, if I do say so myself.
I don’t know where this fascination with pedophiles came from. I was never raped, if that’s what you’re thinking. Or not that I remember, anyway. Although, once, when I was 8, our neighbor—a 14-year-old
23rd & L
This is the actual place, which I found on the internet. If it was scratch and sniff you'd be smelling a shit odor right now.
George was a prick of a landlord, one of those old white people who was too into history, especially the Civil War. I’m
You get the idea
The awkward Safeway checker looked like an extra from Revenge of the Nerds. He wouldn’t look me in the eye. Cherubic, maybe, is the word. His cheeks were red and fat.
“How’d he die?” he asked.
“How’d who die?”
I took this picture (as in I stole it from SF Weekly)
Here’s a weird phenomenon about seeing Bright Eyes live: There are bro dudes—like the kind of real beefy-ass bro dudes you’d see in a movie about fraternities –crying. But they’re not just crying. They’re
Remember that feeling you got when you first realized you were going to start a website? You were like, “Yeah, man, I have so much to say.” And you do. For weeks, you fill your website with content that delights and entertains. Your fans laugh. They cry. But as
I thought I would wake up from my journalism nap to break a little bit of news.
We know Julian Assange as the Internet activist/ founder and editor-in-chief of WikiLeaks, the whistleblower website that’s most likely put a bounty on his head.
I have to be honest. I should have just pointed the camera at the crowd at this year’s Rock the Bell’s Festival at the Shoreline Amphitheater in Mountain View, California. I have never seen so many white people with cornrows. It was outstanding. Where do they
It was really tempting to make a pun in the headline with the word
“Def” in it.Something like “Def-iling Your Mom’s Huge Ass”
Deftones perfected the mustacheless goatee many years ago. Most Def-initely. HAHAHAHA. Sorry.
or “Def People