November 21, 2012 @ Words
Hi, I live in Sacramento where we have been voted as one of the fugliest cities in the U.S. You see, we’re always topping some list of poverty or disgustingness. Guy Fieri is from here. His restaurant, Tex Wasabi’s, is a combination of sushi and barbeque food
I’ve been thinking a little bit about beards. No, I’ve been thinking a lot about beards.
The other day I drove past a hipster with a long beard. He couldn’t have been more than 23, but the combination of his overweight-ness, cutoff jeans, tuxedo print
November 11, 2011 @ Words
This is the only picture that pops up when you type "Meinphragm" into Google image.
It wasn’t the best review. It wasn’t the worst.
Here it is, if you want to read the whole thing yourself:
I was a totally rapeable child, if I do say so myself.
I don’t know where this fascination with pedophiles came from. I was never raped, if that’s what you’re thinking. Or not that I remember, anyway. Although, once, when I was 8, our neighbor—a 14-year-old
23rd & L
This is the actual place, which I found on the internet. If it was scratch and sniff you'd be smelling a shit odor right now.
George was a prick of a landlord, one of those old white people who was too into history, especially the Civil War. I’m
You get the idea
The awkward Safeway checker looked like an extra from Revenge of the Nerds. He wouldn’t look me in the eye. Cherubic, maybe, is the word. His cheeks were red and fat.
“How’d he die?” he asked.
“How’d who die?”
I took this picture (as in I stole it from SF Weekly)
Here’s a weird phenomenon about seeing Bright Eyes live: There are bro dudes—like the kind of real beefy-ass bro dudes you’d see in a movie about fraternities –crying. But they’re not just crying. They’re
Remember that feeling you got when you first realized you were going to start a website? You were like, “Yeah, man, I have so much to say.” And you do. For weeks, you fill your website with content that delights and entertains. Your fans laugh. They cry. But as