I’ve been doing other shit, man. Seriously. Who has time to update a goddamn blog all day long? Right now I’m in Philadelphia, sitting at a Starbucks, watching angry tan people walk around. Last week I was in Wyoming marveling at inbred children as they played

Tea bag on your face

I took our new dog to the Sacramento Tax Day Tea Party. We met some weird

Chatroulette: Get nude

I read a story on a New York Times blog about Chatroullette. It’s a social website that allows one user to be connected with another user via webcam, but the person you connect with is not up to you. It’s random, hence the “roulette” part. If

Stereotypical Mexican reads hate mail

I just got this angry letter from Joshua Bruno. From what I can tell, he’s a real estate broker who is down for hip-hop, in the caucasian sense. I think it was my Brotha Lynch Hung interview that really offended him, but I’m not sure. It could be everything

Interview: Brotha Lynch Hung

"Axe me a question, muthafucka!" Get it?! Brotha Lynch Hung (Kevin Mann) is arguably Sacramento’s most famous rapper but, to be honest, it’s pointless to argue. Why? Well, first, his name is Brotha Lynch. Second, he grew up in South Sacramento’s

Anti-Senator legislation

Pretend you are the republican state senator Roy Ashburn. No homo! You are a happily married father of four precious little loin fruits of Jesus. As Mr. Ashburn, you go to church and follow the strict rules of the bible, except for the part that says “Test all things

BRMC post game wrap-up

Black Rebel Motorcycle Club kicked off its world tour Friday night in Sacramento with the elegant wall of fuzz that is “War Machine,” the heady, droning track from the band’s fifth and latest studio album, Beat the Devil’s Tattoo. And as the small,

Meet Alan West

I was naked in bed reading Drudge Report, as I usually do (because, frankly, it reads better without pants on), when I came across this ad: To be honest, my first reaction was, “I’m not clicking that just because it tells me to.” But then I clicked it
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