December 24, 2009 @ Words
During dinner, my friend leaned over and asked if I’d been to the creepy carnival. I hadn’t, but was intrigued. “It’s empty and there’s a Ferris wheel,” she whispered. The way she said “Ferris wheel” and made a mysterious face was supposed to indicate its
December 22, 2009 @ Videos
This really confusing video is brought to you by Pakistan, engineering, retarded people and Anton Barbeau.
December 22, 2009 @ Words
I have so much work to do that I can’t update this site today.
However, I can give you something very newsworthy and profound.
December 18, 2009 @ Words
I wasn’t going to update this site today because I’m behind on everything, but it’s really cloudy and cold and I don’t want to go out there. So are you ready? This one’s good:
Celebrity hairstylist (yes, I said “celebrity
December 17, 2009 @ Words
I don’t need some shitty news organization to inform me that the reign of white America will end by 2050–and do you know why? Because my cellular telephone is already dropping hints. Here’s one: I just tried to respond to my sister because she sent me a
December 16, 2009 @ Words
January 24, 1918–December 15, 2009
Google tells me that Pentecostal evangelist Oral Roberts died Tuesday from complications of pneumonia. I’m no doctor, but I think he just died because he was 91 YEARS OLD.
Roberts spent most of his time on Earth
December 15, 2009 @ Videos
After our fist successful adult-like dinner party in our home, we felt like grownups. After most of the guests left, we sat around with a video camera and devolved back into childlike
December 11, 2009 @ Words
I have to spend all day writing and doing favors for other people today, so I don’t really have time to blow your mind on this little entry. However, I’m going to let David Faustino, a.k.a. Bud Bundy, blow your mind for me. For you? How does that work? Who does