I know, I hate blogs too!

Ha ha! Tricked you!

I had to teach a writing workshop on “tone” to a bunch of Sacramento City College students. I wanted painter Jeff Musser to help me out. But the only problem was, the thought of speaking in front of large groups made Jeff sweaty and feel like he was going to

Presidential anger, muthafucka

President Barack Obama told CBS in Beijing that he’s “furious” about a series of leaks regarding deliberations about Afghanistan. “I think I am angrier than Bob Gates about it.” Ohhh, shit! No he didn’t! Cuz Bob Gates is an angry ass muthafucka.

Word of the year!

According to a bunch of retarded eggheads at the New Oxford American Dictionary, the word of the year is “unfriend.” Apparently finding the word of the year is some huge process where a bunch of dorks get together and go, “Hmmmmmm.” From Cnn.com: On

Confusing video

I’m going to have to brush up on my principals of racial purity, because I’m pretty sure this isn’t

Another confusing video

Are cats born gay or is Jonathan Kiefer just a fantastic director? Yes, it’s

New assistant, part II

I fired my assistant. It turns out he wasn’t the bright, young talent that I originally thought. And he looked way different than his picture. But, never fear. It only took a matter of seconds to find a suitable talent to work in the offices of

Interview: a hacker

Joe Grand Host of Prototype This This article was published on 12.04.08. Related Web site: www.grandideastudio.com Since he was a kid, Joe Grand has been a well-known hacker and electrical engineer. Now, the CEO of Grand Idea Studio can add TV-show host to his impressive

Sunday news

The day of the lord In Bell Buckle, Tenn., 54 year old Wilma Johnson found a mysterious disc sitting on top of her television set. She quickly called her 14-year-old niece, who told her that it was a DVD. “A Dee vee, who?” she asked. Her niece explained that a