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Automatic Door

Josh Fernandez — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 19:10:41 +0000

This really confusing video is brought to you by Pakistan, engineering, retarded people and Anton Barbeau. Enjoy.

After party

Josh Fernandez — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 19:27:19 +0000

After our fist successful adult-like dinner party in our home, we felt like grownups. After most of the guests left, we sat around with a video camera and devolved back into childlike retards.

Post-marathon cinema

Josh Fernandez — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 18:14:02 +0000

After a 26.2 mile race, things get wild!

Rat tail!

Josh Fernandez — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:18:23 +0000

When I was 12, life was much simpler. People wore jean jackets and parachute pants; they dressed in bright colors and had mustaches that weren’t ironic. I didn’t know what the word “gay” meant. I thought Boy George was just really fancy.

I liked to breakdance, but in order to be really good at that art form you had to wear your hair in a rat tail. It sort of looked like a little hair dick coming out of the back of your neck, but for some reason it made you dance better. My mom wouldn’t let me get the rat tail, so I sucked at breakdancing, which why I turned to drugs. It’s why all kids turn to drugs.

But now it’s like 20 years later and I’m free. My mom’s fascist rules no longer apply, So I drove down to Anthony’s Barber Shop and ordered up an extra large rat tail with extra flair, hold the judgement.

Here’s what happened:

Pissing cat

Josh Fernandez — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 18:17:36 +0000

My cat pisses in the house at least 3 times a day. He might have a bladder infection, but I think he just does it because he’s a dick. He has a litter box, which he shits in, but he doesn’t use it for piss. Maybe he likes the tinkling sound it makes when his urine hits the wood. Anyway, I’m going to feed him to my Vietnamese friend Lyn.

Confusing video

Josh Fernandez — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:19:40 +0000

I’m going to have to brush up on my principals of racial purity, because I’m pretty sure this isn’t regulation.

Another confusing video

Josh Fernandez — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:09:30 +0000

Are cats born gay or is Jonathan Kiefer just a fantastic director?

Yes, it’s both.

Video: Rob Roy’s roast

Josh Fernandez — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 21:18:29 +0000

This is a video made at Davis, Calif. restaurant Bistro 33. It was just days before my good friend Rob Roy took of to Korea to teach English. This story details the time I took a lot of magic mushrooms and tried to kill my poor friend. Thank god I got sober, because somebody would have been dead by now. Remember kids: Do drugs, just not around me.

Video: Artist Jeff Musser Interview

Josh Fernandez — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 20:49:37 +0000

Fine artist Jeff Musser lives in Sacramento and just had a show at CSU Sacramento. He’s making a steady climb toward art stardom, if there is such a thing. I took about 35 seconds out of my day to interview him with a giant caucasian dildo.