November 23, 2009 @
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No love for Fernandez
Re “Michael Jackson on unemployment” by Josh Fernandez (SN&R Scene&Heard, November 5):
I feel like I need to put a finger in my throat and puke out this “article.” Go away, [Josh] Fernandez, and don’t come back until you grow up and
November 22, 2009 @
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It’s Sunday, and we’re coming up on Thanksgiving, so instead of the usual crass nature of this website, I thought I’d just take a minute to share a story about giving, loving, sharing and good tidings.
No, not really. Today, I just have a bunch of
November 21, 2009 @
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Open source music. I’m definitely supporting this project from the crew Ill-literacy who have always blown me away with their intelligence and innovation. They also have some really incredibly hot chicks in that crew, if I’m not mistaken. And hot chicks never
November 21, 2009 @
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Unless you live in a nudist colony, ass tattoos are mostly for you and your significant other to enjoy. But if nobody you know has gotten an ass tattoo, then how do you enjoy their beauty? Well, that’s why I am here with this service. Happy ass tattoo Saturday!
Here
November 19, 2009 @
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I had to teach a writing workshop on “tone” to a bunch of Sacramento City College students. I wanted painter Jeff Musser to help me out. But the only problem was, the thought of speaking in front of large groups made Jeff sweaty and feel like he was going to
November 19, 2009 @
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President Barack Obama told CBS in Beijing that he’s “furious” about a series of leaks regarding deliberations about Afghanistan.
“I think I am angrier than Bob Gates about it.”
Ohhh, shit! No he didn’t! Cuz Bob Gates is an angry ass muthafucka.
November 19, 2009 @
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According to a bunch of retarded eggheads at the New Oxford American Dictionary, the word of the year is “unfriend.” Apparently finding the word of the year is some huge process where a bunch of dorks get together and go, “Hmmmmmm.”
From Cnn.com:
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November 17, 2009 @
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I fired my assistant. It turns out he wasn’t the bright, young talent that I originally thought. And he looked way different than his picture.
But, never fear. It only took a matter of seconds to find a suitable talent to work in the offices of
