You know what the worst thing on the planet is? Racism.
But that’s not what I was going to say. I actually just thought of that and then typed it. But another bad thing is when a comedian comes to town and some shitty news organization does a recap of the comedy performance.
Listen here, reporter, you’re not fucking funny. That’s why you’re a reporter. Report on shit and leave the comedy to Bob fucking Saget. I don’t even remember enough of the show to quote any of his jokes, but I think he might have done an “I buttfucked Kimmi Gibler” bit.
If the Sacramento Press does a recap of Bob Saget I will laugh until I choke on my tongue and shit it out for breakfast. Because it was a pretty dirty set and the Sacramento Press is rated G and their reporters are all 12 year old girls.
Anyway, here’s a pic from after the show when people from the press got to perform fellatio on the 53 year old comic.