You know what the worst thing on the planet is? Racism.

But that’s not what I was going to say. I actually just thought of that and then typed it. But another bad thing is when a comedian comes to town and some shitty news organization does a recap of the comedy performance.

Listen here, reporter, you’re not fucking funny. That’s why you’re a reporter. Report on shit and leave the comedy to Bob fucking Saget. I don’t even remember enough of the show to quote any of his jokes, but I think he might have done an “I buttfucked Kimmi Gibler” bit.

If the Sacramento Press does a recap of Bob Saget I will laugh until I choke on my tongue and shit it out for breakfast. Because it was a pretty dirty set and the Sacramento Press is rated G and their reporters are all 12 year old girls.

Anyway, here’s a pic from after the show when people from the press got to perform fellatio on the 53 year old comic.

Danny Tanner trying to convince Josh Fernandez to go back to his private island.

Danny Tanner trying to convince Josh Fernandez to go back to his private island.

I actually look gayer than Bob Saget.

I managed to look gayer than Bob Saget.

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