My cat pisses in the house at least 3 times a day. He might have a bladder infection, but I think he just does it because he’s a dick. He has a litter box, which he shits in, but he doesn’t use it for piss. Maybe he likes the tinkling sound it makes when his urine hits the wood. Anyway, I’m going to feed him to my Vietnamese friend Lyn.

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