I just got this angry letter from Joshua Bruno. From what I can tell, he’s a real estate broker who is down for hip-hop, in the caucasian sense. I think it was my Brotha Lynch Hung interview that really offended him, but I’m not sure. It could be everything I’ve ever written.
Anyway, the text is down there, but it sounds way better if you read along with the Mexican stereotype (Click on it, ese!)
hey bro, part my livelihood is the business of hip hop in the city where i am from… in the city where i am from. therefore i have a vested interest in what you’re doing. what i want to talk to you about is not a personal gripe. it is something i have discussed with many of the people you write about & interview. i’m a real dude & and am doing my best to get at you. but fuck it…like i was sayin’, i am from sacramento. like i was sayin’, i got back in 2006. i’ve loved hip hop since i first heard run dmc bumpin in my neighbors front yard in lincoln village. do you know where lincoln village is fuck face, or did one of your interviewees just tell you about it? anyway, i’m a student of the music and the business. I’ve been to a lot of countries and lived in 4. music, fans, 3rd parties all over the earth. ive been in the business since i got back. shit, you have even done an interview or two in my old studio that has all of my nice things in it… with all of that being said about me (and subsequently verified by your slow ass) by all of my accounts, you are the worst… i mean all of those places… all of the commentators… you are the worst. you are the bill walton of this shit. how come you can’t be writing somewhere else? out of the fuckin 100’s of writers out there i’ve researched who are writing about music how come you, the worst, has been bestowed upon … the city i am from… the city i am from?you had the biggest sacramento hip hop legend last week and you didn’t ask him one substantial question. are you a fucking 4th grader at scared straight or are you a journalist & music lover?“So you can just quit? How does that work?” – ?? watch a fucking documentary before hand if you don’t know that shit dildo boy, so you can ask a question that he deserves to be asked.“Didn’t you go to school with the fat dude from Blackalicious?” – there you go Mr. Parker. thanks for all of your work.Can a white fan walk up to you and say “nigga”? – way to represent the most diverse city in the world.wow. its a 4th grader or a drunken fernandez… either way sacramento hip hop is losing. i mean, this is possibly the worst interview in the history of hip hop. at least you sold some ads putting his name on the cover & got a paycheck.That’s what i wanted to talk to you about, just wanted to do it in a more professional way you status quo funny fuck.this is me talking, but it ain’t just me talking.