On Facebook, one of my more muscular friends posted a workout regimen from a website called Muscle & Strength. I forget what the workout was, but on the site I noticed that users would post pictures of themselves doing various muscle poses. The poses would be like MySpace shots, but way more disgusting.

There were a lot of pics that just showed fat people trying to be muscular:

Nope, still fat.

This guy took a moment from his virtual sex torture dungeon to do some sexy modeling:

To keep the ladies from swarming, I tattooed stink fumes escaping from my loins.

Preggers!

Some of the dudes, however, are truly huge:

For Halloween he went as Wesley Snipes' nutsack.

Some of the photos are just weird:

This dude posted a lot of statistics, but he forgot the most important one: that he has a vagina.

Mmm, still fat!

This dude is actually incredibly ripped:

But I could still beat the shit out of him!

I guess he's trying to show us that even musclemen have rooms that are filthy and disgusting.

The Elle Macphereson of Florence, Alabama's Lazy Acres Moblie Home Park.

Comments

  1. Beth says:

    These captions are hilarious. My favorite is the second one.
    I guess you didn’t see my muscle pose on the site. The caption would’ve read: “Wow, this person really knows what she’s doing. Why can’t everyone be this strong and fab? I can’t even make fun of her, she’s so cool.”

  2. You should post a picture on Muscle & Strength, Beth. I encourage it.

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