I’ve been doing other shit, man. Seriously. Who has time to update a goddamn blog all day long?
Right now I’m in Philadelphia, sitting at a Starbucks, watching angry tan people walk around. Last week I was in Wyoming marveling at inbred children as they played in the streets. A few days ago I was in Chicago trying not to run over monetarily challenged black people who ignored all pedestrian laws.
There’s a lot to do in this backwards country.
Anyway, I ran across this picture and got a really strong reaction:
Mostly, the reaction was sexual. I really hope for society’s sake that I’m turned on solely by the mother-daughter team of whorish grifters and not by the retarded baby.
I’ll be back in California on May 19.