It wasn’t the best review. It wasn’t the worst.
Here it is, if you want to read the whole thing yourself: http://www.newsreview.com/sacramento/soundadvice/blogs#BlogPost-4417584
However, my readers, I’ve noticed, aren’t actually big readers.
So, instead, I’ll give you a play by play:
I went to this show and one of the performers, Meinphragm, was awful. Beyond awful.
His raps were so bad that at first I thought he was having a grand mal seizure.
I thought he had swallowed the microphone and was going into a fit of oxygen deprivation.
I thought he had been possessed by wack Milli Vanilli ghosts. I called a priest to exorcize him.
Anyway, he didn’t like my review. He said I was hating on him. Meinphragm started a Facebook battle. He said that, ON HIS KIDS, he was going to beat my ass. He even challenged me to a real life duel!
So as a man of God, a man of peace and a man of unflinching integrity, I wrote Meignphragm a video letter.
The last thing I need is a scar on this flawless mug.