Ass Tattoo Saturday!

Unless you live in a nudist colony, ass tattoos are mostly for you and your significant other to enjoy.  But if nobody you know has gotten an ass tattoo, then how do you enjoy their beauty? Well, that’s why I am here with this service. Happy ass tattoo Saturday! Here

Ha ha! Tricked you!

I had to teach a writing workshop on “tone” to a bunch of Sacramento City College students. I wanted painter Jeff Musser to help me out. But the only problem was, the thought of speaking in front of large groups made Jeff sweaty and feel like he was going to

Presidential anger, muthafucka

President Barack Obama told CBS in Beijing that he’s “furious” about a series of leaks regarding deliberations about Afghanistan. “I think I am angrier than Bob Gates about it.” Ohhh, shit! No he didn’t! Cuz Bob Gates is an angry ass muthafucka.

Word of the year!

According to a bunch of retarded eggheads at the New Oxford American Dictionary, the word of the year is “unfriend.” Apparently finding the word of the year is some huge process where a bunch of dorks get together and go, “Hmmmmmm.” From Cnn.com: On

Confusing video

I’m going to have to brush up on my principals of racial purity, because I’m pretty sure this isn’t

Another confusing video

Are cats born gay or is Jonathan Kiefer just a fantastic director? Yes, it’s

New assistant, part II

I fired my assistant. It turns out he wasn’t the bright, young talent that I originally thought. And he looked way different than his picture. But, never fear. It only took a matter of seconds to find a suitable talent to work in the offices of

Interview: a hacker

Joe Grand Host of Prototype This This article was published on 12.04.08. Related Web site: www.grandideastudio.com Since he was a kid, Joe Grand has been a well-known hacker and electrical engineer. Now, the CEO of Grand Idea Studio can add TV-show host to his impressive