Automatic Door

This really confusing video is brought to you by Pakistan, engineering, retarded people and Anton Barbeau.

A Tuesday gift

I have so much work to do that I can’t update this site today. However, I can give you something very newsworthy and profound. Samoans with

Celebrity look alike

I wasn’t going to update this site today because I’m behind on everything, but it’s really cloudy and cold and I don’t want to go out there. So are you ready? This one’s good: Celebrity hairstylist (yes, I said “celebrity

Rise of the Garcias

I don’t need some shitty news organization to inform me that the reign of white America will end by 2050–and do you know why? Because my cellular telephone is already dropping hints. Here’s one: I just tried to respond to my sister because she sent me a

Oral Roberts obituary

Oral Roberts January 24, 1918–December 15, 2009 Google tells me that Pentecostal evangelist Oral Roberts died Tuesday from complications of pneumonia. I’m no doctor, but I think he just died because he was  91 YEARS OLD. Roberts spent most of his time on Earth

After party

After our fist successful adult-like dinner party in our home, we felt like grownups. After most of the guests left, we sat around with a video camera and devolved back into childlike

Happy Friday!

I have to spend all day writing and doing favors for other people today, so I don’t really have time to blow your mind on this little entry. However, I’m going to let David Faustino, a.k.a. Bud Bundy, blow your mind for me. For you? How does that work? Who does

Linguistics lesson #1

First, lessons in language need more slutty Asian chicks with graffiti on them, so here: I’ve been obsessed with quotation marks lately. As I’ve already noted here on this website, people use quotes to degrade me when they write letters of hatred by calling me