Sunday news

The day of the lord In Bell Buckle, Tenn., 54 year old Wilma Johnson found a mysterious disc sitting on top of her television set. She quickly called her 14-year-old niece, who told her that it was a DVD. “A Dee vee, who?” she asked. Her niece explained that a

Interview: Pet psychic

By 8 years old, Paulina Lawrence realized she had the special ability to communicate with animals, which has helped her on the job as a veterinary technician. Now she’s branching out a bit, bringing her intuitive skills into people’s homes so that they can open the

New assistant

I still have some form of relentless flu, but luckily I hired a new assistant here at www.josh-fernandez.com. And no, it’s not teenaged prostitute, like the icon suggested. I just put that there to attract more customers. Now, onto my real assistant. The boy is

What rhymes with suck?

Hey kid, remember the days when mustaches, Members Only jackets and tight pants were the uniform of hip-hop, not just costumes for suburban kids to dress ironically? Of course not. What are you, like, 15? Anyway, it was a good time. I know you think guys like Ja Rule are

Sexual Offender of the day!

Meet Justin Swanson. He’s a rapist who was living in the midtown area (19th & L) and has been in violation of his registration requirements since 2005. So that means this guy, his mustache and mullet have been on the loose, partying and raping for the last four

Dr. Laura loves to party

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a conservative talk radio host who is neither a doctor nor a conservative. She might masquerade as a conservative when she says things like: … a huge portion of the male homosexual populace is predatory on young boys. But I have a feeling

How Rude!

Meth head. Oh, no, that's just a fucked up hat. This is turning into a Full House blog. I forgot I wrote this preview when Stephanie Tanner came to Sacramento for her speaking tour. I guess after Full House she moved into Crack House. But she got clean and wanted to

Anger management classes

I just saw this website for online anger management classes: But then I saw this: What kind of villain charges $195  for an online class? It’s highway robbery, you shit eating thief. When I see you I will rip your ass off and make it fart the national anthem.
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