January 7, 2010 @ Journalism
One of SPIN magazine’s 30 biggest concerts of 2009 was the Mayhem Festival, which I wrote about.
So if you click here your penis will grow like 5 inches. If you’re a girl, I suggest you don’t click on the
I was working as a dish washer in the Department of Corrections building. My boss was a horrible alcoholic. But the good part was that I was also a horrible alcoholic. So every morning he would bring two 24 packs of Budweiser to work and we’d start drinking them at 6
January 4, 2010 @ Journalism
Run, Josh, run
An SN&R writer races from his addicted past
By Josh Fernandez
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The California International Marathon happens on Sunday,
December 31, 2009 @ Words
Rush Limbaugh was a huge fat person who hated liberals, blacks, Jews, Mexicans and apparently himself, because he stuffed himself full of deadly amounts of hamburgers and pills until his heart could no longer take the punishment. He lived the life of Chris
December 30, 2009 @ Words
I don’t understand why Italian-American organizations like Unico National are giving MTV shit for airing the reality show Jersey Shore. The show is a lot like the Real World, but instead of the angry black guy, the sensitive gay and the headstrong Christian chick from
December 29, 2009 @ Words
I have received messages from the gay community (note: I said “messages” not “massages”) that my posts are too heterosexual. Okay, it was a massage.
But it was the early 90s.
And it was one guy.
And I was really fucked up.
But let me be the
December 28, 2009 @ Words
Why is CNN’s Aspen Steib surprised that Lil Wayne had weed on his bus? CNN should report on the day that Lil Wayne doesn’t have weed on his bus.
Wait, why is there a reporter called Aspen Steib? The name sounds like it would belong to a really mean prep school
December 24, 2009 @ Words
During dinner, my friend leaned over and asked if I’d been to the creepy carnival. I hadn’t, but was intrigued. “It’s empty and there’s a Ferris wheel,” she whispered. The way she said “Ferris wheel” and made a mysterious face was supposed to indicate its